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zeldathemes
17 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 967 notes

ironfries:

the many looks of tony stark: home judge possibly biased

21 minutes ago on October 20th | J | 31,619 notes

mustangst:

10 Most Powerful Lines from the Fullmetal Alchemist Manga

↳ (4/10) Alphonse Elric: "How am I supposed to fight in that body!?"

My love for Alphonse grew immensely after this part. Can you imagine - he’s been searching for years and years for his body and finally, it’s right in front of him. But then he’s left with a choice; take his body and be useless in the battlefield or fight. You can see how frustrated and conflicted he is with that choice but he still chooses to reject his body and go fight. He wants to help everyone and protect them. He doesn’t want what happened to Hughes, Martel and Nina to happen again - he wants to help people, even if it means sacrificing the one thing he wants the most. Al is, by far, the most noble character in this manga. 

1 hour ago on October 20th | J | 17,389 notes
omg i saw your tag on the wisdom teeth post. you are getting yours out? I literally yelled at everyone when I woke up "I AM LOKI OF ASGARD! KNEEL TO ME MORTALS"


I’m getting mine removed on the 11th of November. I cuss a lot— just not around my parents. I have a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of cussing. And maybe some crying. I don’t know. 

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 5 notes

koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 18,282 notes

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 136,129 notes

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 169,794 notes
Tagged as: #keep it in mind 
plays

On October 3rd, myself (e-zekiel) and Miles (qwertyprophecy) met up in an airport, in person, for the first time. Turning the previous 3844.42 miles (6,187 kilometres) between Canada and Luxembourg into nothing. The following video is of hijinks and tea, shenanigans Wes Anderson-style, and general dorkiness.

For anyone who wishes to meet their tumblr friends in real life, the two of us can testify that it is possible.
And moreover, it’s amazing.

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 6 notes

sansainthen0rth:

Steve Rogers: the bisexual America deserves

#*matthew mcconaughey voice* alright alright alright

5 hours ago on October 20th | J | 11,841 notes

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

5 hours ago on October 20th | J | 116,518 notes
So, you're Miles' like bff from what i can tell, and I haven't heard from him in like... 2 weeks? Is he buried in his work again or did he get lost....? I'm just worried thats all :/


He’s actually in my house right now. In Canada. Hanging out with me. In my home. He flew across an ocean to chill. Wow. That is never going to stop being crazy and amazing to me.

He updated his interactive narrative blog, Nethermoorwick, and if you’re not following that, you should be.
We’ve both been posting less lately— there’s just lots to do.

3 days ago on October 17th | J | 2 notes

ariaste:

deadspaes:

okay but seriously Lamora’s reaper, someone mentioned it earlier and

career death since day 1

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

3 days ago on October 16th | J | 85 notes
4 days ago on October 16th | J | 3,367 notes

magneto #11 (2014)

magneto #11 (2014)

4 days ago on October 16th | J | 447 notes

Yet again, apologies

nethermoorwick:

Turns out NM will stay on an irregular update schedule for another while, after all. Time works differently here in Canada.

The story updates tomorrow.

4 days ago on October 16th | J | 7 notes